What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why are books always so angry?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?