Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?