What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What table can you never sit at?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
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