What do bees chew?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

How does a barber get to work?