What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
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