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What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?