What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?