Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?