What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What's the world's weakest animal?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why do trees have so many friends?