What do you call a very small Valentine?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?