What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

How do billboards talk?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What is the most adorable season?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?