Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

How do you make a cow float?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What sports are both plant-based?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Where do clowns go on vacation?