That bird won't stop squawking.
It's a real crane in the neck.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do insects learn at school?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
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