That bird won't stop squawking.
It's a real crane in the neck.
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
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