That bird won't stop squawking.
It's a real crane in the neck.
What fish sings the best?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
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