What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Where does water do all its banking?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why was the moth so unpopular?