What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Pitcher.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
I broke my finger!
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What makes music in your hair?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
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