What animals make the best baseball players?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What car always breaks the rules?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?