Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What math figure is also in the band?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?