What reads and lives in an apple?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?