What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?