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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?