Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What car always breaks the rules?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why is money so stubborn?