What do British people and golfers have in common?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why are goats so funny?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Where do frogs keep their money?