Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did one plate say to the other?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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