Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
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Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What animals make the best baseball players?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
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