Which insect is the smartest?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?