Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
When does a horse talk?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How do fleas travel?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why are winter days great?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
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