What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?