Which big cat never tells the truth?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why are trees always so positive?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What birds always travel in twos?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?