Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

How do you drive a man crazy?