What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the foal cough?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
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