What does Santa order at the bar?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

How much does freedom weigh?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?