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What do cows say on NYE?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?