What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Where does water do all its banking?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the foal cough?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why did the border collie get a raise?