What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?