What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Why was the cow afraid?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?