What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What animal loves a baseball game?