How did the vampire start his letter?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?