What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why do cows go to New York?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Are baby skunks cute?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?