What's a monkey's favorite flower?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

How do you make a cow float?