Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?