Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

How long do chickens work?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why did the barber win the race?