How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What kind of bird can write?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What do you give a sick pig?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?