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Why do bison love to spread gossip?

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Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What day is your mom always right?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

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How do automobiles fly?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do you call an animal pop star?

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