What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
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