What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

How did the tree feel in spring?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Which family member has tusks?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?