What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
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