What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why was the bunny upset?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?