What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
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