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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why do trees hate going to school?