Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

When should baseball players wear armor?

How do bunnies stay fit?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?