Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

How do amoebas make calls?