How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?