How is life like toilet paper?

Where do chips wear socks?

What's a henway?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?