What might you call waking up in the morning?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?