What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

How much does freedom weigh?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What do fish use for glasses?

How does a squid go into battle?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why was the bud so shy?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do elves learn in school?

Who is friends with everyone at school?