My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What day do hands always go to church?

What's the friendliest pen?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?