Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Because moms are priceless.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
When does a horse talk?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why was the cat so small?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
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