Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Because moms are priceless.
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Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Where does laundry go to college?
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What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which fly makes films?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
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