What animal always goes to heaven?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?