What kind of store would a dog own?
A licker store.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Which founding father loves to sing?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
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