What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Where does water do all its banking?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?