She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What's black and white and red all over?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?