What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?