Why did electricity win the race?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Which elf is the best singer?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What do you give a sick pig?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do naked fish play with?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What did summer say to spring?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?