Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?