What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
How do hurricanes see?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where does water do all its banking?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What was the first animal in space?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
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