What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What is a table you can eat?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
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