What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Which tree can't stop crying?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
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Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
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What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
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