Where do pigs love to take naps?

Which plant has the best roar?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What is the smallest lion?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

How can you make 7 even?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Which animal is the most religious?