What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why was the bud so shy?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Where do ants go to eat?

What's the holiest insect?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why are cars magic?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why was the spider so smart?