Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?