What bird is always sad?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?