What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What's the holiest insect?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?