Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What was the first animal in space?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?