Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do fairies always drink?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

How do you drive a man crazy?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

How do eggs end a TV show?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?