What's the laziest vegetable?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

How are teens like cats?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?