Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?