What sports are both plant-based?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why did electricity win the race?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?