What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

How do billboards talk?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?