How does cardboard get its workout in?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What animals make the best baseball players?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do cows like to dance to?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?