How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
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What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
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