Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What's E.T. short for?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?