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Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?