What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do snowmen get information?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
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