Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why did the goal post get angry?