What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why is winter considered holy?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do all the planets get along?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
How do hurricanes see?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What car does Yoda® drive?
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