What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the goal post get angry?
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