What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
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