What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What's the friendliest national park?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?