Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?