How do you wash a lamb?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

How do hurricanes see?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?