Why do cows make great bakers?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What building always gets stains on it?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?