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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?