Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
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