What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What is the coolest country?

Which family member has tusks?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?