What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What do you call a small mom?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?