What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What game do mice love to play?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?