My brother is my partner in crime.

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?