Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

It's Crowded!

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?