Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?