Which dog belongs in a band?

What is the most faithful insect?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why do trees hate going to school?