What do fish do at parades?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What part of a football field is never the same?