Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Who invented fractions?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

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What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?