My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Did you know about April 1st?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why do people always trip on September 22?