What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?