What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do cats wear to work?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?