What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Who invented fractions?
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