What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do fairies always drink?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Which insect is the smartest?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What horn never makes a sound?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
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