What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do nosey peppers do?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?