Which hot drink loves golf?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?