What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What animal loves Indian food?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
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