Can February March?
No, but April May.
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What horn never makes a sound?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do cats wear to work?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
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