What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why are fish such good architects?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What happens when a frog's car dies?