What reads and lives in an apple?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What is a table you can eat?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Where do birds go to drink?