Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What day is your mom always right?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do math teachers eat?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What is the best Christmas present ever?