What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What animals make the best students?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?