Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

How does a barber get to work?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?