What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

I'm not a bad putter.

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What's E.T. short for?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What is the emptiest holiday?