Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
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