Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why do cows wear bells?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the fish blush?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
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