Why was the spider so smart?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?