Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?