Why was the fabric always laughing?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why do dogs run in circles?