Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What bee is good for your health?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
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