Why did the barber win the race?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What animal has 20/20 vision?