How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

How do you make antifreeze?

Where do surfers go to school?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?