Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Which animals make the best football players?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?