Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Where would you find an elephant?
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