What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What time of day was Adam created?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's the opposite of irony?