What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why are all priests fit?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?