When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What is another name for a cow?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?