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Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do math teachers eat?

Why do mice need oiling?

What kind of bird can write?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?