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Which plant has the best roar?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Which animal will never go bald?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Where do birds go to drink?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What's a dog's favorite city?

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Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?