What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

How do birds threaten one another?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?