Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What says: oom oom oom?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Which bug is related to you?