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What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?