What type of pasta helps you relax?
Spa-ghetti.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How did the toad die?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
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