What type of pasta helps you relax?
Spa-ghetti.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's the friendliest national park?
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