Why do cows like being told jokes?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why did the echo get detention?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?