What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?