What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why do bees gossip?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What is the coolest country?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?