What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What type of car do planets buy?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

How does dinner smell?