What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

When do astronauts eat?

Why are cars magic?

What condiment has wings?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?