Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What are baby potatoes called?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do little fish love to play with?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?