What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
To chill out more.
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
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