Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How did the tree get lost?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
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