Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
Which plant has the best roar?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
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