Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why don't ants get sick?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
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