Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why do trees hate going to school?