Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

I'm not a bad putter.

How do you compliment a cat?

What do little fish love to play with?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?