Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
Why was the bud so shy?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
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