Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?