What do cows say when you milk them?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What's the friendliest national park?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?