How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why was the bee sad?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.