What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What do you call a short cow?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?